I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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