You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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