You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
When are your genitals available?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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