Christians are straight up FREAKS
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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