The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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