Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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