Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
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I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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