Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
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He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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