I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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