it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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