**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
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