I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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