All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
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Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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