Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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