I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
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I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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