tell your sister to shave her snatch
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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