I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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