what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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