Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
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Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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