Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
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Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
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After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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