And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
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His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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