just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
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Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
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Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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