what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
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No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
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It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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