no you cant smoke seaweed
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
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I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
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You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.