Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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