when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
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She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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