NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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