How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
organizing the empties. That sober.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
