Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
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LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
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I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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