He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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