the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
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I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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