U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
that's an acceptable place to lick
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My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
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Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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