once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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