DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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