she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
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So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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