I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Small penises have feelings too.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
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When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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