im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
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drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
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We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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