Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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