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• (847): View more from Illinois

  i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy

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• (631): View more from New York

  there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.

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• (315): View more from New York

  New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..

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• (727): View more from Florida

  We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.

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  I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.

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  It's been productive.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can

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  Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk

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