he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.