so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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