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(919): View more from North Carolina

You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.

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(705): View more from Ontario

Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.

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(845): View more from New York

alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.

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(443): View more from Maryland

The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.

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(970): View more from Colorado

dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.

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(775): View more from Nevada

This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.

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(440): View more from Ohio

This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?

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