Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
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never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
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We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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