Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
high people should be assigned attendants
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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