Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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