Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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