We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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