that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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