True but thats because hes a fetus.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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