i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
she looked like the before picture.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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