Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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