am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
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He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
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I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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