I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
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Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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