first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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