my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
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I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
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