I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
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fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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