can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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