Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
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We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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