So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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